Archive for April, 2009


Monkey love

Daniel MacArthur remains at the top of his game, whether the occasion is blogging mommies or April Fool’s Day:

During a four hour-long monologue that was often rambling and at times completely incoherent, pausing only for breath and to wipe the froth from around his mouth, Murphy described a complex 457-point takeover strategy involving regulatory and legal challenges, accusations of eugenics, the construction of an online social network based on knitting to compete with 23andMe’s Pregnancy Community, boycotting of the company by all doctors over the age of 35 and, “if absolutely necessary,” the physical storming of 23andMe’s Mountain View compound by hired Somali pirates.

Genetics and biotech industry experts expressed skepticism about the feasibility of Murphy’s plan. “Somali pirates are notoriously fierce,” acknowledged Duke University’s Misha Angrist, ”but the 23andMe compound is well-defended by a series of Google-designed bulletproof robotic monkeys. If it actually came to gunplay I’d back the monkeys any day.”

Wow. He even got my syntax right. Scary.